the-orange-monkey-on-my-lamp:

I guess you could say it’s broken down


craftymcclever:

my kung fu stronger


When you're on a tire swing and the branch breaks: *fallout boy face* sugar we're going down swinging

2014 Bad Joke No. 107

365badjokes:

Which giant reptile are fish afraid of?

Cod-zilla.

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anirresistiblysexyperson:

are you from africa

cuz african love you


nightcheeseandwaffles:

how did the cyclist, whose bike had no wheels, make it up the hill?

tirelessly


anirresistiblysexyperson:

the thing about non-korean countries

is they are seoul-less


bestfudgeforever:

Yeah we got a coffee shop in our church….it’s called Hebrews


the-muffin-stuffa:

*sleeps with fan on*
the cold never bothered me anyway


dersekingdom:

Two days ago I had some vodka.. And then ..


maninthetanjacket:

It’s Adam and Eve, not Adam or Eve. There’s a reason it’s called the Bible.



i-make-doodles-lol:

hey look

image

it’s shakespeare.