pawprintsandsnowflakes:

We’re twins, you absolute twerp.

StilinskiTwins!Teen Wolf/Sterek AU

Stiles being incredibly jealous of everyone who even dares to look at Derek - his twin Stuart included.


lecrawleys:

Once a king or queen of Narnia, always a king or queen of Narnia


metallipstick:

My education in a nutshell



waitinonkendall:

danlion-philosaur:

mymindpalaceisatardis:

thingsididntknowwereerotic:

ladytron2000:

haveahiddles:

Interviewer: If you are a villain, you need to be intelligent. So I’ve got a riddle to see if you’re up to the task of world domination. [x]

*SIGH* A towel, guys. The answer is a towel.

A fish. Mother of god.

it would have been great if one of them said they’d throw in the towel

A towel why a towel i dont understand like a towel dried and then it’s dry and when it’s wet it gets wet like not the other way around I don’t understand all of their answers made sense but

A towel
What

A towel because it get wet when it DRYS you!! so when it drys you the water from you makes it wet! 



hurpadootdoot:

romeoisadick:

inbox:

inbox:

in Canada they don’t pronounce Z as "zee"

they pronounce it as "zed" and that is crazy to me

it sounds like they made a typo when they invented it

They do that everywhere in the world that’s not America. We do that here in the UK too.
America is weird man.


twiggymcbones:

Percy Jackson! With Annabeth, Tyson, and Grover in an insane taxi driven by the Gray Sisters from Sea Of Monsters. Its the doofiest series, I don’t care. I love it! Grover is da bes. 


punkinpadfoot:

"WHO are you making out with," james will demand seventh year, loudly, betrayed bc sirius has not told him and there are HICKEYS on his NECK. "i keep looking on the map but all i ever see u do is hanging out while remus studies in that empty transfiguration class room, what the heck man."


insp: x


kylesimmonsstache:

bastealinghearts:

Apparently kylesimmonsstache gets really excited about art.

LET’S FUCKIN TALK ABOUT ART

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"REGULAR" ART

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FANART

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OH WHOA THAT’S A SWEET ASS MOTHERFUCKING CLASSICAL PAINTING BUT THEN FUCKIN LOOK AT THE DETAIL

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JESUS CHRIST

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TTHHHIIISSSSS IISSSSS AAAAA PAAAIINNNTTTIIINNNGGGG?!!?!!?!!!?!?!!! WHAT TO HECK????

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FUCKIN SWEET ASS DAFT PUNK COLORED PENCILS HELLA

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LOOK AT THIS AND TELL ME IT ISN’T FUCKIN RAD AS HELL

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MOTHERFUCKING EMBROIDERY?!!!!!!?!?!!?!!?

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THIS LOOKS LIKE A SCENE OUT OF A MOVIE

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OH SWEET LOOK AT THIS SCULPTURE RIGHT

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JUST WAIT A FUCKIN MINUTE HERE

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THIS IS A DRAWING MADE TO LOOK LIKE A SCULPTURE I CAN’T FUCKING

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LOOK MORE SWEET ASS COLORED PENCIL DRAWINGS

NOW I’M ABOUT TO TALK TO YOU ABOUT MY BRO BERNINI OKAY JUST TRUST ME ON THIS

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ALREADY GORGEOUS RIGHT

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FUCKING LOOK AT THAT LOOK AT IT I’M FUCKING

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HOW DOES MARBLE LOOK LIKE GOSSAMER FABRIC HOOOOOWWWW??!!!!?


officialsamwinchester:

has this been done yet


leonkuwatatata:

do you ever get mad at yourself because you’re not even good at the things you thought you were good at



stormbornvalkyrie:

 I am Daenerys Stormborn. Your Masters may have told you lies about me, or they may have told you nothing. It does not matter. I have nothing to say to them. I speak only to you. First, I went to Astapor. Those who were slaves in Astapor now stand behind me. Free. Next I went to Yunkai. Those who were slaves in Yunkai now stand behind me. Free. Now I have come to Meereen.

I am not your enemy. Your enemy is beside you. Your enemy steals and murders your children. Your enemy has nothing for you but chains and suffering, and commands. I do not bring you commands. I bring you a choice. And I bring your enemies what they deserve.